i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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