ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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