he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
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I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
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They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
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