Is it normal to miss your booty call?
North Korea, Best Korea!
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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