North Korea, Best Korea!
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
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how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
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I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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