i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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