I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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