I wanna bring you to show and tell
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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