It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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