At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
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I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
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I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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