he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
my shit smells like andre
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
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Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
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When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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