Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
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Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
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the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize