so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
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He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
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He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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