just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
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I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
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Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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