Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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