I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
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Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
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My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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