do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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