I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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