grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
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