your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I would fuck him just for his dog
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Randomize
