Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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