I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
there is puke in my bra ... again
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
