i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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