i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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