She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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