I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
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thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I need moral support for this bender
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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