I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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