Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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