i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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