Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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