Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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