You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
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seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
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She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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