yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
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She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
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So much Jack, so little girl.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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