two words: eviction party
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
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You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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