its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
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I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
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I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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