Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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