I must be too annoying 4 u.
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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