just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
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I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
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I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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