we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
and she was petting her beer can
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
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