Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
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he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
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Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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