And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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