you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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