____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
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She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
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Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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