I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
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He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
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Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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