I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
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Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
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Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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