I can tuck mytits in my pants
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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