dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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