): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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