My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I have post one night stand depression
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