I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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