So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
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Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
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Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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