I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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