If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
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Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
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I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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