He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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