so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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