That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
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New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
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Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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