he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
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On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
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The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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