She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
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This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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