I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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